#woahg mama

[ariaofsorrows]

SHE SHOULD HAVE REMOVED HER SHIRT!!!!!!

IF YOURE GONNA RECREATE THE LEVIS LAUNDRETTE COMMERCIAL GO ALL THE WAY AND REMOVE YOUR SHIRT!!!

[normalbrothershow]

my used vocabulary is so limited that random words/lines accidentally become whole established and organized tags on my blog. like amen, yeah, woahg, lets all kill ourselves, 😭 (not even a word), mama horny michael, whatever

[v-anrouge]

Your influence is crazy bc I was neutral on rook hunt and then I started following you and then I was “Woahg mama”

Same with trey tbh

EHEHEYEEYHEHEHDHD IM TRULY SO WICKED.

[joonebugg]

Live Joonebugg Arcane reaction

Go watch Arcabe before reading further, it's really good

Spoilers under the cut

Episode 1

Kinda cool how Jayce used a smaller hammer initially and then Vi shows up with a giant hammer to help him. Idk if it was intentional but considering the care that's put I to the show I think it was

SHE BECAME A COP⁉️

Puppies :]

Episode 2

Tbh Jinx my fav, love manic pixie dream girls frfr (ik she's way more than that but you all get what I mean)

Yaaaa get it girlll

The poow smoke😭😭😭/pos

Omfg shut uppp nerddddd/j

Me when I'm high on that za (I've never been on that za ever)

WHO IS THAT BADDIE⁉️👅👅👅

HE'S ALIVE⁉️

Bro survived in the gelatinous cube

PURPLE GUY⁉️

Okay are these guys faggots or what?

THEY ARE‼️

Wait did I misinterpret partner orrrr?

EKKO!!!!!!!!

I love this stupid little gremlin guy, he so whimsical and jolly core

He so mischievous

That "Ekko" was lowkey rooted in hate

Need the flashing mushroom thing STAT

Killing that munchkin man with my lazer eyes

Bro is a fucking pussyyyyyy

That little kid so sillay

Episode 3

That rose is really pretty :]

God I love lesbians

Knew they were gonna fag it up

Love Lest, so cunty

"Oh, ball sockets"😭😭😭/vpos

Love Jinx's little decorations. You get it, whimsical girl!

Woahg

FUCK THE POLICE!!!!!!

Hello???

Pretty colors :]

NO WAY CAIT REALLY JUST SAID THAT

Eugenics core...☹️

Absolutely stunning visuals

What the hell is happening

Wait nvm I get it

HOLD THE PHONE

Episode 4

These songs are all bangerrrrssss

Dude this is actually so cute

BROOO😭😭😭/VPOS

So they're just targeting blue haired people now?

That bird mask person literally me

ISHA NOOOOOO!!!!!!

So they're just arresting little kids now too?

What is that creature?

I heart punks chat

THE OLD LADYYYYY😭😭/VPOS

Poor Isha☹️

Hello mama👅👅👅(that creature thing)

WAIT HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! VANDER!!!!!!!

Episode 5

Dude she is out of it

That lion mask EATS UP

This architecture is lovely

They need to start slap eachother like siblings do

ISHA☹️☹️☹️

Wahhhhh😢😢😢

WAHHHHHHHHH😭😭😭

WOAHG!!!

God I love this show

Duuuude.......

WAHHHHHHHH😭😭😭

HOLY MAMA👅👅👅HELLO BEAUTIFUL😻

Episode 6

Isha's little nod😭

Victor becoming a godlike entity was not on my 2024 bingo card

"He is worth the risk"😢😢😢

Bro like Jesus Christ if you kinda think about it

Sorry

The watercolor is lovely

No fucking way chat

Killing these guys with my super laser eyes if they hurt Viktor or anyone in this crazy ass cult he built

GRAHHHH I HATE PEOPLE IN POSITIONS OF POWER!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU JINX I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU

YAY!!!!!! YAYAYAYAYYAYAYA

THINGS ARE GOING RIGHT YAY

My boy is OUT OF IT

WAHHHHHH😢😢😢

JAYCE WHAT THE FUCK

Oh goddddddd

☹️

SHOOTING JAYCE WITH MY SUPER LAZER EYES

ISHA WHAT ARE YOU DOING

ISHA NOOOO😭😭😭

Episode 7

YAY!!! EKKO

This is so epic...guh

Wait why the hell is this guy a twunk again?

Wait nvm I think I get it

Dear lort

Oh mine gott

THIS SONGGGGGG RAHHHHHH

Hear me out on those things chasing Jayce rn

Love that I only had one super serious thought and that was it

Jayce is going through the fucking ringer rn

How innovative!

God I absolutely adore this alternate timeline stuff

These subtitle actually suck ass omfg [sings french] spell out the words💀

Dear lort

Oh my goodness gracious

Episode 8

Holy shit she is gorgeous...guh

Mel😻

Nothing like chewing on ice at 1 AM binging the second season of Arcane right fellas?

Okay back to the original universe now

Jesus christ this thing has some insane power who gave this to him?

Oh my lort

Huh?

Hear me out on that thing Viktor is using to talk to Jayce

Like hey there mama👅👅👅come here often?

God damn her hair is so long

Oh emm gee

THEY'RE BEING DRAFTED⁉️

Sorry I'm being a tad bit silly rn

Getting freaky faggot style

WAIT THAT WAS A JOKE THAT WAS A JOKE I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WOULD GET FREAKY FAGGOT STYLE FOR REAL HOLY SHIT

SHE ATE HER OUT⁉️

Going from that scene to a serious scene was kinda crazy

VANDOR OH MY GOD

My guy☹️

NOOOOOOOOO😢😢😢

Episode 9

2016 gacha life ass song /pos

Istg I've been here for like hours never even checked how many episodes there are. I think there's 10

Idk

GUH...

I heart Maddie bro she a cutie patootie

I say while there is an active war going on

Thought that since episode one👅👅👅

Gorsh

WHAT THE FUCK MADDIE WHAT THE FUCK

☹️

JINX!!!!!!!!😝😝😝

Viktor☹️

Absolutely adore those porcelain mannequin looking things. They were animated immaculately

Grandparents kitty cate came in, her name is Ebony :] (like the black piano keys)

Oh my gah

God these visuals are beautiful

GET HIS ASS EKKO

This is so beautiful guys I'm actually crying

Goodness gracious

Guys I'm being g so serious when I say this brought me to tears

Oh my god it's over😢😢😢

[vaquitap1nk]

🧊🧃I feel like there was some kind of understanding between them at the end of the night that "whoever wins gets the other." just because killing the loser would be too much of a waste.

Burning Spice was the winner that night, and they were so hot and sweaty by the end of it, smelling of spice and sharp cheeses, bites and scratches all over, with Burning Spice having most of the bites. their blood had to have met at least once.

their skin was balmy, a little sticky, the skin of Burning Spice's chest clinging to her back, a light sting from the tension disconnecting as her leaned in. his body wrapped around her as he smugly, in that satisfied, low voice, told her he was hers.

"Mine. Allll mine."

his breath warm on her already hot neck. Golden Cheese can feel her heart skip a beat, a different kind of heat, neither spice nor warmth, spreading through her.

She scoffs, "Well, that's only tonight... I'm not going to let a damn beast win." Her voice is ragged from exertion and from crying out, and the spite in her voice carries bite, but he can tell its an only excuse.

He chuckled at that, his smile only growing. "Ah, I'll do my best then," his eyes gleaming with satisfaction at the good news. "I enjoy our fighting as much as I enjoy the prize~"

"...Though, wouldn't you choose me as your prize too?" his voice laced with teasing.

"Hmpf! No... I would obviously take your soul jam. With power like that I could..." for a moment her mind strayed, but she refused to show weakness. "Win so much easier! Then you'd be mine!"

"Try all you like, toy. Even if you win somehow, I'll get to have lots of fun."

woahg mama why did i do that‼️ thats not even beta fic i just started and couldn't stop. whelp, eat up!

Holy JesuS this is so so sossosososs good AAAAAAAAA